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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner so we thought it was timely for everyone to start thinking about flowers again, like roses, a symbol of love.   However these flowers are so crazy they look fake but we can promise you that they are real.  Check it out.

(Dracula Simia) a.k.a Monkey Face Orchid

These orchids as creepy as they come with two beady little monkey eyes.

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(Phalaenopsis) a.k.a. The Moth Orchid

A striking resemblance to a moth

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(Orchis Italica) a.k.a Naked Man Orchid

Are these NSFW?  Its pretty clear that these men are naked.

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(Psychotria Elata) a.k.a Hooker’s Lips

Don’t get mad at us, we didn’t’ make up the name Hooker’s Lips.  We think red lipstick is a classy look.

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(Impatiens Bequaertii) a.k.a. Dancing Girls

These might be the cutest.

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(Ophrys bomybliflora) a.k.a Laughing Bumble Bee Orchid

Truly amazing…

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(Anguloa Uniflora) a.k.a Swaddled Babies

Its looks pretty cozy in there for those babies

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 (Impatiens Psittacina) a.k.a Parrot Flower

Very cool.

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Snap Dragon Seed Pod (Antirrhinum)

These belong in Indiana Jones.

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Flying Duck Orchid (Caleana Major)

Ducks out of water.

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Orchid That Looks Like A Tiger

(Calceolaria Uniflora) a.k.a Happy Alien

They do look pretty happy and alien-like.

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Angel Orchid (Habenaria Grandifloriformis)

Angels apparently have very long limbs.

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Orchid That Looks Like A Ballerina

A flower pirouette.

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White Egret Orchid (Habenaria Radiata)

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Darth Vader (Aristolochia Salvadorensis)

Also one of the creepiest on the list.

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H/T Bored Panda & Pulptastic

These are some of the craziest flowers out there.  And believe us we know our flowers at Flower Explosion.  In fact we sell over 20 kinds of Orchids alone.  If you liked this please give it a share.

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