Valentine’s Day is right around the corner so we thought it was timely for everyone to start thinking about flowers again. These flowers are so crazy they look fake but we can promise you that they are real. Check it out.
(Dracula Simia) a.k.a Monkey Face Orchid
These orchids as creepy as they come with two beady little monkey eyes.
(Phalaenopsis) a.k.a. The Moth Orchid
A striking resemblance to a moth
(Orchis Italica) a.k.a Naked Man Orchid
Are these NSFW? Its pretty clear that these men are naked.
(Psychotria Elata) a.k.a Hooker’s Lips
Don’t get mad at us, we didn’t’ make up the name Hooker’s Lips. We think red lipstick is a classy look.
(Impatiens Bequaertii) a.k.a. Dancing Girls
These might be the cutest.
(Ophrys bomybliflora) a.k.a Laughing Bumble Bee Orchid
(Anguloa Uniflora) a.k.a Swaddled Babies
Its looks pretty cozy in there for those babies
(Impatiens Psittacina) a.k.a Parrot Flower
Snap Dragon Seed Pod (Antirrhinum)
These belong in Indiana Jones.
Flying Duck Orchid (Caleana Major)
Ducks out of water.
Orchid That Looks Like A Tiger
(Calceolaria Uniflora) a.k.a Happy Alien
They do look pretty happy and alien-like.
Angel Orchid (Habenaria Grandifloriformis)
Angels apparently have very long limbs.
Orchid That Looks Like A Ballerina
A flower pirouette.
White Egret Orchid (Habenaria Radiata)
Darth Vader (Aristolochia Salvadorensis)
Also one of the creepiest on the list.
These are some of the craziest flowers out there. And believe us we know our flowers at Flower Explosion. In fact we sell over 20 kinds of Orchids alone. If you liked this please give it a share.